jerk-bitch-casbutt:

mitsukake:

raptorific:

The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.

The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.

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pmon3y69:

unclefather:

0 to 100 real quick

started from the bottom now we’re harsh

phone and computer both at 6% is this a sign

meladoodle:

HEY LOOK ITS ME MELADOODLE, AS POWERFUL AS EVER

meladoodle:

HEY LOOK ITS ME MELADOODLE, AS POWERFUL AS EVER

coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

panchamy:

Oops I made another one and oops it’s cute.

panchamy:

Oops I made another one and oops it’s cute.

wednesday-o:

I absolutely hated this book the first time I read it. But I think everyone should read this book,man.

“Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.”

wednesday-o:

I absolutely hated this book the first time I read it. But I think everyone should read this book,man.

“Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.”